Once again, Charlie Sheen has grabbed the media spotlight by filing suit against Warner Bros. for $100 million! But enough about Charlie for a minute; let’s take a look at a certain blond, perky member of his entourage with a penchant for having sex in front of hairy Teamsters with video equipment!
To set the record straight- Charlie and I are doing great and we are very happy. Nat is a doll too. All is well 
less than 10 seconds ago – March 7
That was a tweet from one of Charlie Sheen’s “Goddesses”, in response to the brief media firestorm that erupted last Saturday when Sheen tweeted that she had left him, supposedly for good. Further proof that the Sheen train wreck is spreading it’s wreckage everywhere!
They say any headline is good as long as they spell your name right. And if you’re a porn star trying to break into the world of mainstream entertainment, any headline with the name Charlie Sheen in it is worth its weight in gold.
Until recently the name Bree Olson was only familiar to those who watched her “films”, and most of them wouldn’t freely admit being a fan. Now the 24-year-old Texas native-born is basking in the warm glow of Sheen’s thermonuclear image meltdown.
She is sometimes referred to by her given name Rachel Marie Oberlin, but that name doesn’t elicit the response, “Bree Olson, Porn Star” does, so the media uses it sparingly when covering this whole sordid mess.
Besides, though he claims she’s retired from the porn game, Charlie can’t deny it was Bree Olson that first caught his….eye, not little Rachel Oberlin. It’s the old male fantasy of having the angel in the kitchen and the porn star in the bedroom, literally. Just look at some of her “porn credentials”,
- 2007 Adultcon Top 20 Adult Actresses
- 2008 AVN Award – Best New Starlet
- 2008 AVN Award – Best Anal Sex Scene (Video) – Big Wet Asses 10
- 2008 XRCO Award – Cream Dream
- 2009 AVN Award – Best New Web Starlet – BreeOlson.com
- 2009 Twisty’s Treat of the Year
- 2010 AVN Award – Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene – The 8th Day
Her absence from Charlie’s circle has been noticeable, but she had a good reason. Namely, trying to keep herself out of jail!
Olson was arrested Feb. 3, after she crashed her Lexus and struck a light pole while in Fort Wayne, Indiana, where she reportedly owns a home. Her breathalyzer results were questionable and she was handcuffed after refusing to cooperate. Unfortunately for Bree, the cuffs weren’t her usual brand and the officer refused to spank her! You can get the whole story here.
One could argue she hasn’t made any money from Sheen up to this point but she’s living rent-free in his “Sober Valley Lodge”, and availing herself of all the creature comforts that entails. No matter what the final outcome of this whole media circus, it’s Bree Olson who will be able to parlay all the media attention into financial benefit.
In fact, footage of Olson appears in Not Charlie Sheen’s House Of Whores XXX (Porn titles are anything but subtle, aren’t they?), that features porn stars that have partied with Sheen in the past.
In another twist to this whole mess, PETA has grabbed some of the Sheen spotlight by honoring Bree for her vegan diet. Insert the obligatory joke about her enjoying sausage if you like, but I’m actually getting burnt out by all this “Sheen Madness.”
Rachel/Bree was conspicuously quiet during Jeff (I swear I still have my journalistic integrity!) Rossen’s Dateline Sheen Lovefest and he called her on it, but Sugar Daddy Charlie interjected and simply referred to her as the “Observer”.
I’d have to agree with that – she’s biding her time and is barely mentioning Sheen in her tweets, “It amazes me that so many complete strangers are so vicious towards me right now. I didn’t hurt anyone, so stop hurting me.” 3:28 AM Mar 2nd, or one of my favorites, “For everyone calling me a slut or a whore….. Um DUH!!!!!! lol any new news?!” 5:00 PM Mar 3rd.
Her tweets bounce back and forth from clean and boring to porn star naughty, so consider yourself warned. I sincerely hope I’m wrong, but I’m willing to bet that sooner or later, the other shoe will drop and you’ll see Bree Olson, not Rachel Oberlin, benefit from all the strange happenings at Sober Valley Lodge.
Who knows, she may end up supporting Charlie now that he’s unemployed!
Either way, she’s made her mark, scrawled in tiger blood, on popular culture. She’ll forever be known as “Rachel Oberlin, a.k.a porn star Bree Olson and one of Charlie Sheen’s Goddesses”.
#154: The Cult of Celebrity!
Just read the following and we’ll talk in a minute, okay?
Angelina (I swear I didn’t make out with my brother!) Jolie’s leg has spawned its own Twitter account.
Seriously.
The social media feed, dubbed “Angie’s Right Leg” had more than 12,000 followers by noon Monday. At the 84th Academy Awards, Jolie sported two amazing accessories: a glamorous black dress featuring a split by the right leg, and a punch-drunk Brad Pit. I use the term “punch-drunk” because I still can’t believe Pitt hasn’t woke up and realized he’s hooked-up with a nut case in the body of a demigoddess.
I’ve always assumed the sex was amazing, but come on! Pitt has obviously been drinking from the same batch of Kool-Aid as Jolie’s followers, one of whom was misguided enough to begin focusing his worship on individual parts of her anatomy.
Of course. it could have been a woman who started this whole mess; Jolie isn’t too particular when it comes to sexual partners, is she?
But I digress.
“Angie” accentuated her gorgeous leg while presenting the award for best adapted screenplay. A quick Google search reveals at least four more occasions throughout the night where she repeated the action. One of the winners of the adapted screenplay category, “The Descendants” co-writer Jim Rash, mocked the pose while accepting his award.
The joke was on him, and all bloggers, for that matter; The Hook’s Twitter account has less than 60 followers!
Most of what Jolie’s leg has to say is fairly simple-minded. Sample tweets include “I’m a leg!” and “Look at the leg!
I have nothing further; my brain has begun to melt.
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