Christmas Comes Early For Jon Stewart!

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Jon Stewart and his kind, (Political commentators, not Jews!) are as  giddy as schoolgirls these days.

And it’s all thanks to a REAL weiner.

Of course, I’m referring to Rep. Anthony Weiner‘s “sexless” sex scandal and the fallout that has proven to be a windfall for political pundits everywhere. Why, Rush Limbaugh was gorging himself on the whole mess on his syndicated radio program yesterday.

I swear you could actually hear him getting fatter.

The moral of this story is obvious: if your last name is Weiner, don’t go into politics and get hooked on internet flirting and soft-core porn.

This particular scandal has massive staying power thanks to a last name.

And I know there’s a joke in there somewhere, but I’m not going for it.

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