I don’t know about you, but my ears are bleeding from the repeated mind-****ing I’ve been receiving from the media’s obsession with all things Royal.
It’s bad enough they expect you to get up at the crack of dawn to watch two overprivileged strangers wed into a life of luxury and outdated ceremony, they actually expect you to believe the world is going to be a better place as a result!
Japan is teetering on the brink of nuclear destruction. The oil companies are giving us rectal exams every single day. Even grocery stores are following the airlines’ example and raising prices just to push us to the edge of insanity!
And we’re supposed to care about the Royal Family‘s plan to make themselves relevant again? I mean, singer Morrissey has felt compelled to speak out against the Royals and one of their own guards even went as far as to slam Kate Middleton on Facebook!
Besides, The Hook wsn’t invited but Mr. Elton (Look! I bought meself a baby!) John, is?
Call me when the Royal Divorce proceedings start. That event I’ll happily watch.
- Is Britain better off with the Monarchy? A new poll suggests ‘yes’ (elspethlodge.com)
- Guess who’s attending the Royal Wedding? (popspoken.wordpress.com)