As if I didn’t have enough to worry about with the Kardashians polluting the television landscape, now I have to worry about the mental trauma I may suffer from scanning the magazine aisle?
Jessica Simpson is pregnant, but it wasn’t my fault, so why do I have to suffer? Not only do I have absolutely no desire to see her bulging form spread across Elle magazine, I certainly don’t want to be reminded of the fact the magazine biz has no creativity left in it – at all.
If you’re fortunate enough to have a “star” agree to appear naked on your cover, the least you can do is fire up your creative engine and design something dazzling and ORIGINAL!
But that’s just my opinion. Perhaps women don’t mind being fed the same tired – so, so tired – visuals on a regular basis. Perhaps originality is overrated.
Think about it. I know I will every time I see this concept – and I will again. Count on it.
- Jessica Simpson Pulls a Demi Moore, Poses Naked for Elle Magazine (923now.cbslocal.com)
- Jessica Simpson Poses Nude For Elle and Confirms She’s Having a Girl (popsugar.com)
- PHOTOS: Jess Poses In The Nude! (huffingtonpost.com)