Specifically, a man’s “Cleavage Vision”!
Not to be confused with Superman’s enhanced vision, I’m referring to a man’s innate ability to spot a woman’s chest area from a mile away. It’s hardwired into our DNA; we really have no control and thus should not be held responsible for simply responding to our body’s natural instincts.
If you’re not buying this, you’re in good company. My wife was not amused last week when I spotted one of her childhood friends at the local community centre. The friend in question had chosen a red – a color proven to draw attention regardless of gender - workout top with a PLUNGING neckline that mere words cannot do justice!
This was entrapment, of that I am certain. Most women would have checked her out, never mind the men! And believe me, the outfit choice was deliberate; when the time came to leave she zipped up her coat – to be clear, it was cold out that night – but stopped precisely where the “action” was, so to speak!
Nevertheless, I received a MAJOR ribbing from my spouse for the rest of the night and she even sold me out to my father-in-law! Fortunately, he was true to the “Guy Code”.
“I noticed her last week when she said hello to me. That girl is built!”
I told you so.