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#198: Bullies.

I hate them with every fiber of my being.

Ironic, isn’t it?

Bullies are filled with self-loathing and a lack of respect for others and yet, the very thought of someone – of any gender or age – using their strength or power to oppress others sickens me to the core.

We’ve all been bullied at some point; the wounds run deep and can have disastrous consequences. How many young people have taken their own lives in the last few years because they felt completely and utterly alone when faced with the horrors of bullying?

Making their deaths even more tragic is the presence of numerous support systems that keep failing these lost souls.

  • Teachers who look the other way. Their courage and compassion shrunken by time and cynicism.
  • Principals who refuse to confront parents of bullies. Even though studies have shown bullies are bred rather than self-invented.
  • Peers. Understandably, they’re too afraid of becoming the next victim to step forward, but adults need to remind these kids there is strength in numbers.
  • Police Officers. You may be laughing, but when we were kids who did our parents tell us to turn to if we got into trouble? That’s right.

There  is a lot of attention being paid to this subject right now, as recent suicides have drawn the public and lawmakers into the fray. Everyone wants to help, and so articles are written, news reports are filmed, and  both victims and former bullies are speaking out.

But to what end?

Has anything really changed in the last few decades? Bullies are still terrorizing their victims while so many others look the other way. I’ll tell what has changed, though; the method by which bullies strike and their gender. Females have turned to bullying in alarming numbers, and they’re using the most effective social networking method of the last decade to reach the widest audience possible. 

Facebook.

Mark Zuckerberg’s creation has become a weapon of mass destruction in the hands of countless male and female bullies. Most parents refuse to monitor their children’s use of this platform, so bullies are free to write whatever they like about anyone.

I don’t know what else to say; I feel exhausted just writing these words that I know will ultimately change nothing. My little blog is adrift on an ocean of rants, viral videos and celebrity gossip websites. People often say, “If I can reach just one person, I’ll have made a difference.”

One person is not nearly enough.

It’s going to take a society of angry, fed-up, heartsick people to reach inward and stop producing generation after generation of frightened children so filled with self-loathing they lash out at their peers instead of their tormenters.

WE HAVE TO STOP LOOKING THE OTHER WAY AND START FACING THE EPIDEMIC OF BULLYING HEAD-ON.

#19: When Your Bridge To The Information Superhighway Gets Washed Out!

Yes, the title is a mouthful, but it makes you shudder when it really hits you, right?

Just play your daily routine through your head. Now revisit it, but remove any access to the web whatsoever. Are you sweating yet?

Sure, there are millions of people who actually use the internet as part of their work routine; it has become the cornerstone of our global economy. But for most of us it has overthrown television as the recreational outlet of choice.

  • Twitter allows us to share every mundane aspect of our lives.
  • We can play financial Russian roulette by banking electronically.
  • We plan our meals, vacations and even buy movie tickets over the web.
  • Some use it to find a mate.
  • Some use it because they don’t have a mate… and probably never will.
  • You can completely shed your identity – and if you prefer, gender – and embark on a quest of medieval lands.
  • Video games have never felt so real.
  • Access to news, incorrect weather forecasts and celebrity gossip/sex tapes has never been so immediate.

I’ve only overlooked/missed about a million other uses, but I’ve saved the best for last. From the same college minds that brought you keggers, electronic note sharing and rohypnol, comes the modern wonder known as Facebook!

Now you can reconnect with old friends you barely had any use for way back when, relatives you can’t stand, and even acquaintances like your insurance guy’s half-cousin’s wife! You can run a farm from your living room. Or if you prefer, you can hurl virtual sheep at your loved ones. Facebook has more than 800 million “active users”.

This term kills me. How can someone who sits on their ass for hours at a time be considered “active”?

Nonetheless, I have to concede Facebook’s superiority as a social networking platform and a way for Mark Zuckerberg to actually get laid. It has become an integral part of the daily routine of millions – 800 million and growing to be precise.

Of course, crack has become an integral part of millions of lives as well, but that’s neither here nor there. My point is this: could we survive the loss of the web as a part of global economy and infrastructure? I really don’t know.

But could we survive the loss of the web to our personal ecosystem? Not without a lot of screaming, cursing and self-evaluation.

So whatever you do, run that virus check daily.

#45: The Lure of Cyberspace…

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Blackberrys, iPads, laptops, PCs, and even cyber cafes, they all serve what has become an essential function in modern society.

They allow us to hurl virtual livestock at complete strangers with no legal consequences.

Twitter exists to allow mammals with opposable thumbs to share the most miniscule portions of their day with one another. Facebook exists to bridge the geographical gap between humans, but mostly it’s used to share the most trivial details of our lives.

And so women scorned can share their fury with the world. Seriously, I’d hate to be a teenage boy in this modern era of virtual relationships. I mean relationships that unfold over the web, not couplings that exist only on the web, that’s a whole other modern convention that baffles me.

I doubt anyone could have predicted just how dominant a role the internet would play in our lives when it first began to be utilized on a grand scale. Nonetheless, certain visionaries acted quickly, and now we have dozens of geeky billionaires whose creations shape our lives while they slurp champagne from the navels of high-priced hookers!

I’m assuming that’s what they do with their fortunes.

The fact remains, we’ve become wholly dependent on our virtual sustenance to sustain our physiological well-being. I’ve seen people physically melt down when they’re unable to access the web, nit just kids, and not just those whose livelihoods are dependent on the ‘net, but people from all walks of life.

We check our e-mail during dates. We take our laptops on vacation. We even order our groceries online, thus denying our bodies the fresh oxygen and sunlight.

The web is our master and we serve more than willingly.

Ken & Barbie: A Match Molded In Marketing Heaven!

It looks like Sweet Talking Ken is going to have lots to say in the near future, if Barbie lets him, that is. 

Yep, Ken has decided to leave the single life behind (He couldn’t keep up with Charlie, even though technically he can’t get drunk!) and hitch his plastic wagon back to Barbie’s Dream Car. They’ve been swinging singles since 2004, but now true love, and corporate greed has won out and the couple will soon be as happy as the rest of us in a committed relationship.

“Ken and I were made for each other,” Barbie tells USA TODAY. “Our love is grander than any Dream House.”

I’m guessing whoever writes for Barbie wrote Snooki’s novel!

It looks like the marketing geniuses over at Mattel decided there was no more money to be made torturing their creations and millions of little girls and sexually confused boys by keeping the plastic couple apart. The saga began on Valentine’s Day 2004 when Barbie needed some “space” and sent Ken packing. She began dating Australian surfer Blaine, while he did his best to get her back in 2006. Despite his efforts — he even hired celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch to help him achieve a new look — the two dolls remained just friends.

Of course, the other plastic shoe to drop in this love story is the marketing opportunities Mattel plans to take full advantage of.  The “Together Again” gift set that will retail for just $5. According to the company, “The dolls come ready for a romantic date in Malibu, sporting sun-kissed tans and modern fashions inspired by their original 1959 and 1961 swimsuits.”

A romantic date in swimsuits? Barbie sure knows how to set an interesting example for little girls everywhere, doesn’t she?

The couple have plans to merge their Facebook pages and you can view the gripping result at www.facebook.com/barbie.

I just hope Ken doesn’t question Barbie about those “art photos” of her and John Mayer that TMZ found.

12-year-olds Are Flocking To The Jersey Shore?

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It’s bad enough adults are obsessed with a show whose initial claim to fame was a drunk airhead getting punched out by a male stranger in a bar, but now kids are tuning in?

It’s true, at least according to Facebook.

As a father of a pre-teen I get frequent updates on “Who’s Hot and Who’s Not” via Facebook chatter and conversations with young visitors to our house. As a result, I’m used to hearing about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus and drug use – whatever teen idols are up to these days.  

Selena Gómez y Justin Bieber

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But now I’ve been informed that pre-teens are watching Jersey Shore?    

The younger population spends a large portion of their day scanning the internet for news on their favorite stars and as such are exposed to items focussing on Snooki and the Situation. Seriously, I’m writing about someone called the Situation?

At any rate between celebrity websites and YouTube clips, kids know who these people are and they think it’s cool to watch them debase themselves on tv week after week.  I used to think Glee was inappropriate for my daughter’s age group, so you know what I did?

I sat down and we watched the show together!

That’s what being a parent is all about, folks. You can let them grow up and watch tv on their own, but only after you’ve laid the groundwork for responsible viewing.

If not, this could be the result -