1) “Jay-Z would have been here, but he’s building a summer house in Cuba.”
2) “Trump’s here? Have the Secret Service shoot to kill!”
3) “Make sure all the Bushes are seated as far from the bar as possible. And keep the waitresses away from their table.”
4) “What type of wine goes with humiliation?”
5) “Tina Fey and Sarah Palin are making out in the bathroom!”
6) “When should we tell the Secret Service we’re replacing their suits with non-functioning, but stylish Iron Man armor?”
7) “Gwyneth Paltrow just showed up – nude.”
8) “I heard Disney bought the White House.”
9) “Is this a good time to reveal our new breathing tax?”
10) “What can we pull off while everyone’s distracted by this crap?”
Bizarro Week, Day 7: Getting Lucky!
Let’s end with a bang, shall we?
Contentment is hard to come by, we spend most of our time wishing we were Brad Pitt, Donald Trump or Tiger Woods.
They may have fame (and Angelina!) boatloads of money, and athletic prowess, but there is one instance during which we are all equals.
Between the sheets, we are all Superman and Wonder Woman!
Admit it, while encased in post-coital bliss, NOTHING can touch you!
ONE FINAL POSITIVE NOTE:
Get out there and see Green Lantern this weekend! It’s sure to be a thrill ride of intergalactic porportions!
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