The Whole Vampire Craze Bites!

They’re everywhere these days – and it really sucks!

Movies, television, adverstising, and even books (Yes, some people still actually read!) have all been placed under the thrall of the modern-day “sensitive and wildly-romantic” vampire.  

Don’t blame Anne Rice, though, her vamps were gay!

One last thing, to all you lovely women out there who are feeding this vamp-frenzy: just remember this little fact about the objects of your affection…

 

YOU’RE THEIR FOOD, YOU CRAZY CHICKS!