Where Is The Porn Industry’s James Cameron?

The adult film industry has been taking it on the chin for decades.

Stop snickering.

Billions of people gobble up titles like Batman XXX or The Boobs of Hazard, but few have the intestinal fortitude to admit it. Still, more than one mainstream film giant has its monetary fingers in the porn business pie, so to speak.

Sex sells, there’s no denying it.

So why are most porn script doctors so lazy?

Isn’t it time to give the pizza guy a rest and find a more inventive reason for people to have sex than “Cindy the co-ed can’t make her rent! What will she tell Mr. Johnson, her landlord?”

Once upon a time, a high school cheerleader named Debbie needed money to get to Dallas and become a professional cheerleader. Her friends banded together to help her out. And they were willing to do anything to make her dream come true. 

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I admit it’s not The Taming of the Shrew, but it struck a chord. If Hollywood can churn out the same drivel over and over, there is no reason their naughty cousins can’t step up their game.

Sure, the porn biz is populated by drug-addicted, alcoholic, emotionally scarred young ladies and their pimp boyfriends/husbands and millions are addicted to it, but I’m not skilled enough to debate its perils, just its comedic potential as a blog post.

There’s just no excuse for lazy writing.