Tag Archives: Art

#38: Envy.

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So you’re watching a reality competition like America’s Got Talent, and you’re thinking “Those people have just had their fifteen minutes. What about mine?”

We all do it, it’s an inescapable human trait.

We’re bombarded daily with images of highly successful, beautiful celebrities, athletes, movers and shakers of the business world, and we start to question our entire existence.

“Where did I go wrong?”

You probably didn’t. Not everyone is destined for what we perceive as greatness. A man who works his entire life to support his family financially while raising his kids in a stable, morally sound environment is not only a winner in my books, he’s a hero.

Let’s face it, most celebrities are ungrateful douche bags who haven’t a clue just how blessed and lucky they truly are. Take the pop star, Pink, for example. Once, while accompanying her husband on a business trip, she instructed staff at the hotel to go out of their way to make sure she wasn’t bothered in any way.

Now, I understand Pink’s desire for privacy, but this is a woman who is the envy of millions of little girls who want to be just like her. If that fan base disappeared, Pink would find herself wishing she extended every courtesy she could to every single fan anytime they asked.

 Most professional athletes fail to truly appreciate the opportunities they’ve been given, as well. They start out as envious fans, who would give anything to join the “Big Leagues”. Once they get there, however, the trappings of fame prove overwhelming.

Kobe Bryant, anyone?

And don’t get me started on the business world. The average CEO is appointed to the position, they’re not an owner who has built an empire one brick at a time. Then again, I look at the cast of Dragon’s Den or its American counterpart, Shark Tank and I know these people have earned what they have, but I still feel myself turning green.

The trick, in my humble opinion, is to use your envy as motivation to wholeheartedly pursue your dreams to the best of your ability. In the meantime, just remember to thank God for what you do have.

After all, your life isn’t so bad.

Seriously.

Look, Up In The Sky, It’s….. A Fashion-forward Man Of Steel?

Quality control has always been Superman’s real kryptonite.

A integral component of DC Comics‘ realunch campaign for September appears to be updated looks for their iconic characters. Case in point, a streamlined look for the Last Son of Krypton.

 

There will  be a lot of print and cyber space devoted to the examination of this decision prior to the launch, but personally, only one phrase comes to mind.

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

A gripping story and dynamic artwork is all a comic book needs, never mind flashy threads for your hero. A guy in a suit can be just as interesting as someone right off the catwalk.

In the right hands.

The Second Half Of Supes' New Look. What Do YOU Think?

Bizarro Week, Day 6: Amidst The Chaos, A Moment Of Peace…

The average working-class dog slaves away for eight hours a day – and they usually all suck!

Why do you think they invented the smoke/coffee break?

Or the “Bring Your Sawed-off Shotgun To Work Day”!

For those of us who don’t engage in the quest for nicotine of caffeine or even office nookie, there is one simple pleasure that is considered priceless.

For thirty minutes, five days a week, The Hook walks away from Hotel Hell and finds a nice, quiet corner of the casino across the street.

Yes, there is actually a quiet corner of a casino food court!But it belongs to me, so back off!

I can relax, read the paper and recharge the battery. Then it’s back to the trenches. We all need a corner.

Find yours.

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Bizarro Week, Day 5: When All Is Quiet On The Western Front..

This one is for all of us dwelling in Domestic Hell, er, I mean Bliss!

The animals are snoring. The dishes are done. The homework has finally has been completed and the rugrats have been scrubbed and tranquilized.

Now something truly bizarre happens.

An eerie calm envelopes your home. You can watch some bad television, read or if you’re REALLY lucky, get lucky!

But don’t dream too big.

Bizarro Week, Day 1: Just Hanging Out…

With those friends you’ve had FOREVER.

You know the ones I mean, those guys or gals you’ve known your whole life. They call you up and you head out, or maybe you don’t.

It doesn’t matter.

They’re your buds, you can do nothing with them and be satisfied.

That rocks!

The Hook Am Very Happy To Not Tell You About…Bizarro Week!

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Let’s face it, we live in a topsy-turvy world.

Greed is good - apparently.

Eccentric cult members can become acting demigods and bounce on the couches of power-hungry talk show hosts and be rewarded with even more fame and power.

And you can make millions pointing out life’s little joys.

So why can’t The Hook answer his critics and write something positive for a week?

No reason whatsoever, I say.

So get ready to enjoy the awe-, I mean the terrific things in life!

Since Friday is Monday’s polar opposite, we’ll start today, or technically, tomorrow.

See you then!