Just read the following and we’ll talk in a minute, okay?
Angelina (I swear I didn’t make out with my brother!) Jolie’s leg has spawned its own Twitter account.
Seriously.
The social media feed, dubbed “Angie’s Right Leg” had more than 12,000 followers by noon Monday. At the 84th Academy Awards, Jolie sported two amazing accessories: a glamorous black dress featuring a split by the right leg, and a punch-drunk Brad Pit. I use the term “punch-drunk” because I still can’t believe Pitt hasn’t woke up and realized he’s hooked-up with a nut case in the body of a demigoddess.
I’ve always assumed the sex was amazing, but come on! Pitt has obviously been drinking from the same batch of Kool-Aid as Jolie’s followers, one of whom was misguided enough to begin focusing his worship on individual parts of her anatomy.
Of course. it could have been a woman who started this whole mess; Jolie isn’t too particular when it comes to sexual partners, is she?
But I digress.
“Angie” accentuated her gorgeous leg while presenting the award for best adapted screenplay. A quick Google search reveals at least four more occasions throughout the night where she repeated the action. One of the winners of the adapted screenplay category, “The Descendants” co-writer Jim Rash, mocked the pose while accepting his award.
The joke was on him, and all bloggers, for that matter; The Hook’s Twitter account has less than 60 followers!
Most of what Jolie’s leg has to say is fairly simple-minded. Sample tweets include “I’m a leg!” and “Look at the leg!
I have nothing further; my brain has begun to melt.
#154: The Cult of Celebrity!
Just read the following and we’ll talk in a minute, okay?
Angelina (I swear I didn’t make out with my brother!) Jolie’s leg has spawned its own Twitter account.
Seriously.
The social media feed, dubbed “Angie’s Right Leg” had more than 12,000 followers by noon Monday. At the 84th Academy Awards, Jolie sported two amazing accessories: a glamorous black dress featuring a split by the right leg, and a punch-drunk Brad Pit. I use the term “punch-drunk” because I still can’t believe Pitt hasn’t woke up and realized he’s hooked-up with a nut case in the body of a demigoddess.
I’ve always assumed the sex was amazing, but come on! Pitt has obviously been drinking from the same batch of Kool-Aid as Jolie’s followers, one of whom was misguided enough to begin focusing his worship on individual parts of her anatomy.
Of course. it could have been a woman who started this whole mess; Jolie isn’t too particular when it comes to sexual partners, is she?
But I digress.
“Angie” accentuated her gorgeous leg while presenting the award for best adapted screenplay. A quick Google search reveals at least four more occasions throughout the night where she repeated the action. One of the winners of the adapted screenplay category, “The Descendants” co-writer Jim Rash, mocked the pose while accepting his award.
The joke was on him, and all bloggers, for that matter; The Hook’s Twitter account has less than 60 followers!
Most of what Jolie’s leg has to say is fairly simple-minded. Sample tweets include “I’m a leg!” and “Look at the leg!
I have nothing further; my brain has begun to melt.
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