I love my hometown, but it takes a lot of crap from those who feel its reputation as a haven for dingy tourist trap hotels and rundown souvenir shops qualify it as the armpit of Canada.
I’d love to change that.
Unfortunately, this post will not help in the least….
1) Niagara Falls: For Everyone Who Can’t Afford Vegas!
2) Niagara Falls: When You’re Making Love To Your Girlfriend, She’s Thinking of Us…
3) Welcome to Niagara: Visiting From Montreal? Suck it!
4) Niagara Falls: Now With More Bacon!
5) Tired of Beautiful People and Sunshine? Niagara is Waiting…
6) Niagara: We’ll Take Anybody.
7) Niagara Falls: Justin Bieber’s Dad Once Squatted Here. If its Good Enough For Him… (True story – unfortunately!)
8) Niagara Falls: Our Mayor Isn’t As Crazy As Toronto’s.. But He’s Trying!
(It should be noted that Niagara Falls Mayor Jim Diodati is actually an awesome, gracious and decent human being with a wonderful sense of humor. I hope.)
9) On The Run? No One Will Look For You In Niagara Falls, Trust Us.
10) Niagara Falls: Home of The Hook.