Well, this was inevitable.
After a helluva wild ride – complete with porn stars and drugs, ‘natch – Mr. Sheen is trying to recent his past declarations and stunts. He tells Rolling Stone:
“Clearly, a guy gets fired, his relationships are in the toilet, he’s off on some f****** tour, there’s nothing ‘winning’ about any of that. I mean, how does a guy who’s obviously quicksanded, how does he consider any of it a victory? I was in total denial.”
He even refuses to admit how difficult it is to stay sober….
“I mean, the s*** works. Sorry, but it works. Anyway, I don’t see what’s wrong with a few drinks. What’s your drink? Tequila? Mine’s vodka. Straight, because I’ve always said that ice is for injuries, ha ha.”
Really, Charlie? That’s the best you got? You have Tiger Blood running through those well-used veins, but you’re not man enough to stand by your actions and the ginormous PR mess they created?
Just say something like, “Yes, I can be an ass sometimes, but you know what? Its my life to mess up… So there!”
Personally, I’d give Charlie my respect once again if he came clean. But that’s just me.
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Tagged Anger Management, Celebrities, Charlie Sheen, Entertainment, Rolling Stone, Two And A Half Men
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It’s lonely being the Boy Who Cried Wolf – just ask Ashton Kutcher.
After years of pulling elaborate practical jokes on Hollywood buddies and the world, he now finds himself crying “I’m the new Charlie!”, but I’m not sure anyone is ready to believe him.
Yesterday, Demi’s husband tweeted the following riddle: “What’s the square root of 6.25?” It’s 2.5, as in Two and a Half Men, get it?
We’ll see, but for now The Hollywood Reporter, USA Today, and other celeb gossip outlets are all over this story. Just like Charlie Sheen is, I’m sure.
Can you imagine the reaction at Sober Valley Lodge when this news reached ‘ol “Tiger Blood’s” ears?
ONE FINAL SAD NOTE:
It looks like Wonder Woman’s Invisible Plane has crashed, again.
Entertainment Weekly is reporting NBC has passed on the David E. Kelley-helmed pilot: “scuttlebutt reveals the pilot earned mixed reviews at test screenings. And then there was all the online blow back about the costume – which seemed to de-emphasize the patriotism and play up the comic’s Greek mythology. Ultimately, the wardrobe department went back to the drawing board but that didn’t seem to save the project.”
It’s just not a good day in Hollywood for some, it appears.
Oh. well everyone effected still has more money than me, so screw ‘em!
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Tagged Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen, David E. Kelley, Hollywood Reporter, Invisible Plane, NBC, Two And A Half Men, USA Today, Wonder Woman