1) For your anniversary your spouse gets you a cake that reads “Suck It. Loser!”
2) Your car’s brake line is mysteriously cut. Every. Single . Day.
3) Marriage counselors send you free hams with cards that read “To Our #1 Customer!”
4) Your mother-in-law refers to you as “My daughter’s ex.”
5) The local mortician leaves you a phone message that ends in, “See you soon!”
6) Your spouse adds ground-up glass to your every meal – and tells you about it.
7) Your face has been cut out of every photo in your house – and replaced with Russel Brand’s.
8) On Facebook, your spouse’s status has been changed to “Free at last. Free at last!”
9) Your spouse starts a new blog called “My Life In Hell.”
10) Your spouse introduces you to their new best friend and adviser; Kate Gosselin.