Apparently, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, in their first act of child abuse, have named their little girl North.
Seriously, the kid’s name is being reported as North West. They will call her Nori for short.
No word yet on what North’s psychiatrist will call her. I’m betting on either “Lifetime Meal Ticket” or Jackpot”. Let’s face it, everyone is betting against this kid having a decent, productive childhood, aren’t they? You rarely see the odds stacked so high against a child, but North really doesn’t stand a chance unless the government steps in removes the little West before mom and dad can do a real number on her.
I would have thought Kimye would have been the obvious choice, but what do I know?
But let’s get on with the show, shall we?
3) I’m Screwed, Bitches! (Might as well be honest, right?)
4) Kriss Kross.
6) Head. (Mommy’s specialty, no doubt.)
9) Publicity Stunt.
10) Oops/Accidental/Broken Condom.
I’m out of here, folks. Toronto beckons. Enjoy your weekend.