I’m knee-deep in March Break Madness right now, so here is a cool reblog – it hops from Miss Four Eyes to Stuph to The Mercenary Researcher – and some crazy superheroic goodness to keep you busy, folks.
Here’s another Top Ten List, Hook style!
TEN TERRIBLE SUPERHERO CODE NAMES.
1) The Anal Avenger. The less said about this one, the better.
2) The Baconator. I know what you’re thinking: “But Hook, bacon rules!” Indeed, but you’re obviously not taking into account the hordes of soulless, bloodsucking lawyers employed by a certain fast food chain…
3) Fence-Sitter. By the time he reached a decision, the villains will have escaped.
4) Syphilis Lass. Even Penicillin Pete wouldn’t team up with her. Too bad she never practiced safe superheroing in her reckless youth…
5) Marsh Man. Simply put, he stinks.
6) Welfare Man. Unless the crime is taking place at the liquor/variety store or a government office, he’d be pretty useless.
7) Dirty Laundry Lass. Needless to say, she wouldn’t be very popular in the superhero community…
8) The Slut. Obviously, she’d be VERY popular in the superhero community. And the super villain community, for that matter.
9) Bible Thumper. She would hate The Slut, for obvious reasons, all the while secretly envying her.
10) The Mistress. It may not sound that bad, but no one would want to acknowledge her existence and the other heroes would only team up with her in secret.
That’s all for now, folks, be well.