1) It has always been my understanding that there would be no math. Math makes my head hurt.
2) Being clever once is tough enough, never mind ten times.
3) Letterman gets the best material. Its all politics….
4) You can only write about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West so often, then the universe punishes you with bad karma.
5) I find it hard to maintain focus when… what was I saying?
6) Eventually your audience sees through the charade and realizes top ten lists are simply an easy way to fill space and free up time for your true passion: fronting a Justin Bieber tribute band.
7) Commitment has never been my strong suit.
9) At this point, I usually rethink my entire life, especially my decision not to write a blog devoted to knitting superhero outfits for cats.
10) I got nothin’. I told you composing top ten lists was difficult…