Yes, I know this one is waaay too easy, but I’m going for it anyway.
1) Our hatred is encoded in our DNA. Your parents hated Mondays. Their parents hated Mondays. In fact, the first amphibious member of your line was killed by a predator on a Monday, so there you go. Its in your blood, so don’t bother fighting it.
2) Sundays need to be split into two. You party like it’s 1999 – again – on Saturday. So naturally, you’re barely breathing on Sunday and a single day of rest may have been sufficient for the Good Lord, but it just doesn’t cut it for mere mortals. Renaming Monday and calling it Sunday: Part Two, would solve everything.
3) Hangovers. I’d elaborate, but I have a headache and I’m seeing triple…
4) Waking up with a stranger. Who hasn’t been there, right? Actually, I haven’t, but it hear it sucks…
5) They have the worst PR team this side of the Kardashians. Seriously, who doesn’t hate Mondays? They need some serious damage control, STAT!
6) They are the official day of the kingdom of Hell. I’m fairly certain Lucifer got Mondays as part of his out of court settlement with God. I know I would have surrendered them in a heartbeat if I was the All-Mighty…
7) I haven’t had a single decent Monday in all my years on this mud-ball. That can’t be a coincidence, right?
8) Kanye West, Chris Brown and Lindsay Lohan were all born on a Monday. Don’t bother checking, it’s the only logical explanation for their collective reign of terror.
9) You’re too tired to bother reading this entire post. What more can I say
10) I’m too tired to bother finishing this post. Walk away from the screen and get some rest. You’re tired.
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Kudos to you. You’ve managed to avoid mentioning the FEAR of the work week starting. For those for whom Monday is the first day, that is.
I hate writing about FEAR.
it scares me…
Me too. Terrifying.
You have the gift of banter, my friend…
Right back at ya.
You could go for miles, couldn’t you?
Wanna try me? I’m known for trying to get the last word in.
Within the limits of good taste, naturally.
Naturally.
No, I surrender to your superior skills. I know better than to engage in a battle of wits with a beautiful woman…
I feel obliged to protest, but too vain to actually do so.
Flattery will get you everywhere, my friend, therefore I surrender as well. Well played.
I was hungover on Sunday and think your idea is brilliant!
I impressed you? I feel special..
Seriously!
I have no one, but TWO meetings–back-to-back–today. There goes my entire afternoon and I HAVE to go shopping afterward. I despise Mondays, even though I know these meetings are important and ones I need to have, I fear the people I’m meeting with will be needy and I don’t know how good I am at hand-holding. I guess I’l find out. Yes, Mondays suck.
Hang in there, young lady!
Mondays are my days off – so they rock for me! : )
You suck!
Kidding! Sort of.
I hate it when number 4 happens. Wait…
Something you need to share, buddy?
Nope. I think I’ve gone too far already….lol
Fair enough.
The only downfall to my Monday, Jade goes back to school. Hubby returns to work, and I have the endless day of packing, cleaning, and everything else on my hands
Hope you get some rest, and may your Monday finally come to rest too.
Thanks! You always brighten my day!
I too have Mondays off so really they are my Sunday. But I work every Saturday so that sucks even more. I will read this again tomorrow though– so I can say YES– Tuesdays are my Mondays. haa make sense? I am rambling on. But you know what– Mondays just feel like Mondays– sucky
Love it, a good laugh to wake up to (on a Tuesday no less). one of my boys was born on a Monday, I think I’m in trouble. #1 would have to be the best though, you can’t escape your DNA.
No you can’t, Jennifer!
Glad I could help set the tone for your day.
That was most enjoyable… Everyone is suffering from Mondays today! I just want to be anywhere but at work… I didn’t even want to make a post today, but I did, because procrastinating my deadlines is the most fun I can have right now!
1. I surrender.
2. Poor Sunday…to be compared with Monday?
3. Reserved for Sunday….Monday is still worse without the hangover.
4. Never done that either.
5-7. Thank you lucifer.
8. Born on Wednesday. Yay. I will take woe over that any day.
9. Never too tired to read.
10. You finished.