Canadian rockers Avril Lavigne and Nickleback frontman Chad Kroeger are engaged to be married.
This is the musical equivalent of Satan marrying Lizzie Borden. Seriously, people hate these two individuals – at least, everyone I know does….
I wonder if this qualifies as a sign of the Apocalypse?
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- Avril Lavigne Is Engaged To Nickelback Singer Chad Kroeger (buzzfeed.com)



Are you serious… That is laughable. I’m not sure how much of that I should believe…
This one is a head-scratcher, that’s for sure…
Both are legends in their own minds….both make me want to rip out my eardrums…perfect for each other…Bleh.
I have to agree…
First of all, noooooo, really? And secondly, yes!
Let me clarify, the yes is for the giveaway…not the engagement.
Understood.
I agree!
you are right this is a sign of the Apocalypse

will definitely spread the Kindle news
hugs
Thank you so much…
Why, oh, why do you do this, Hook?
Why do you force me to be the lone voice of, um, dissent?
Sigh. I’ll go ahead and open my big, fat mouth. And yes, I’ll remember to pull the trigger myself after that.
I like Avril Lavigne’s music. I like Nickelback’s. I especially like dancing to their music.
>I wonder if this qualifies as a sign of the Apocalypse?
- I’ll put my money on a couple with a couple of Ks.
Kate
Yes, the Kardashians are truly evil, I’ll give you that…