You knew I couldn’t let this one pass, didn’t you?
For the uninitiated among you: my wife loves Twilight and all things vampire. Period. Her passion/obsession has become my personal “#1 terrible thing”.
But enough about me. Let’s get to the millions of “Twihards” who are rolling around in agony over the news of Kristen Stewart’s slutty behavior with Snow White and The Huntsman(I still say that title sounds like a porno film!) director Rupert Sanders. Yes, I realize she’s young and stupid, but since I have to sit through all her films, I’m not cutting her any slack!
Us Weekly has released a round of pics under the following headline:
Kristen Cheats on Rob With Rupert Sanders: All the Shocking Pics!
Now, let’s get to the truly “terrible” portion of this installment, shall we? This is what you can expect from these so-called “SHOCKING” pics….
Here’s the first…
Hot enough for ya? But wait! They get… milder?
It is interesting to me that Stewart is wearing a “cheater’s special” (sweat pants and a loose top, both of which can be pulled off and on quickly) but her beau isn’t so smart! Anyways, here is the only one that even comes close to actually being mildly shocking…
I guess you can always imagine he’s heading south to visit that place that only Edward has dared venture so far….To be honest, these pics pretty much suck; we can only hope this is just the tip of the iceberg. I mean, don’t Twilight fans deserve a decent scandal, complete with truly shocking pics? The rest of us have the antics of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West to fall back on….
Come on, Us Weekly, these folks have given so much….
Related articles
- Kristen Stewart ‘did not have sex with director Rupert Sanders (standard.co.uk)
- Robert Pattinson’s Stress Runs High in Anticipation of Kristen Stewart Reunion (celebs.gather.com)
- Watch: Twilight fans react to Kristen Stewart affair bombshell – Ninemsn (celebrities.ninemsn.com.au)
You would think between the two of them they could scrape together some funds for a hotel room, even one by the hour would give them a little more privacy than that vehicle. Shouldn’t one of them have a vehicle with tinted windows??? Nothing like WANTING to get caught. Stay tuned for the scandalous video I’m sure to appear in the near future… isn’t that the “IT” thing in Hollywood now ? HA HA
The whole situation seems manufactured somehow, right?
Man goes out with girl – shocking!
I know, right?
Oh the humanity. I’m truly devastated. How can I go on. /sarc.
You’ll survive… Somehow!
I may never recover from the shock….kidding. what I meant to say was yawn.
In.a side note, did you see the dark knight rises? If so, what are your thoughts? I saw it but don’t want to spoil.
Read.your blog cover to cover..Omg Logan’s run and shazam…wow.nostalgia..I’m telling everyone I know about your blogs.
Thanks! I love the latest Batman! It was long and sprawling, but awesome!
years and years of therapy for me. and Real vampires
Not you too!
lol
Lol and more randomness..it seems that time stands still at 857…..yes, I’m one of those. K bye!
Bye!
I want to see the photo of his wife finding out. He probably would rather face a pit of vampires!
On a side note, the movie title Snow White and the Huntsman just makes me laugh. Here in Australia a scarily large and very common spider is the Huntsman. I can hear is ‘Snow White and the Big Spider’. Not paying to see that….
I don’t blame you!
This is seriously news?
*facepalm*
People are upset over this?
Wow.
Guess what world??? I ran out of coffee today!!! Somebody quick!!! Weep for me!!!
I am right now, Woman!
I don’t know what makes me sadder – that she cheated on him or that cheating is expected almost today.
Kate
It’s a toss-up….
Hmm, If 50 Shades of Grey is a take on Twilight, then the Twilight stars should do a take on 50 Shades. Now those would be spicy pictures.
That they would be….
I like how she wouldn’t even admit to dating Robert Pattinson but the she blows the whole thing and says she’s sorry and loves him and yadayadayada. So reclusive and then overshares. And don’t think I’m not following along because I’m right there with your wife! I have a love/hate relationship with vampires. I hate myself for loving them.
Don’t do that! You’re allowed a guilty pleasure or two – even vampires!
Your “milder” comment made me giggle outloud. My major question is, why are they outside when people follow her with cameras for a living?
Exactly? That’s why some people think the whole affair was revealed deliberately…