Of course, stupidity thrives all-year round, but something about the blistering hot days of summer seems to really bring out the terrible in people.
Like the yahoos who wear long-sleeve shirts and jeans while walking around declaring, “Hey, how about this heat, right?”
I hate those guys.
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Glad to hear it!
“2. THERE ARE NO RACIAL OVERTONES…EVERYONE GETS MADE FUN OF.”
Actually come to think of it, I think that is why I adore your blog so much!!!
I have to admit I am one of those people who loves the extreme temperatures. I am that person who on the hottest day of the year is out dancing down the street in jeans and a tee singing about how lovely the day is.
That’s why you rock, Woman!
I’m acclimated since it has been 90-100′s in Colorado all summer. I will die in the air conditioning back in Wisconsin!
Hilarious, Susie!
>Like the yahoos who wear long-sleeve shirts and jeans while walking around declaring, “Hey, how about this heat, right?”
- Yahoo! I mean, that could be me!
I cover up completely during the day in summer because I am photosensitive. My skin tingles in an unpleasant, almost painful, manner in direct sunlight. I don’t complain about the heat though because I’m too relieved not ‘burning’ to notice the heat!
>AND NOW, A LITTLE SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION…
- Nothing shameless about advertising your work.
>10. YOU WON’T HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE TO LAUGH AT OTHER PEOPLE.
- Doing it already just reading that line.
>2. THERE ARE NO RACIAL OVERTONES…EVERYONE GETS MADE FUN OF.
- “You grow up the day you have your first real laugh … at yourself.” – Ethel Barrymore
I’m all grown up, so bring on the laughs, Hook!
Kate
P.S.: I prefer your new gravatar. It’s less, um, less …. scary. Did I say that out loud? Blue is a refreshing hue, too.
That’s what I think too, Kate! I love blue…
That 8th point killed me ..only thing that saved me was no maths required…
hilarious points Hook…
Thanks! I hate math too!
There’s nothing like “Time with The HOOk. )))HUGS((( Love the LOGO & Gravatar-Look too!
Thanks for the input… I love my new Gravatar as well!
As with four you daddy, I have a condition which makes me sensitive to sunlight. I’m also plagued by the let’s put the air down so.low you might think you are in Antarctica people so I try to accomodate for that too. Oh well.
For…not four.
I feel your pain! Hang in there!
LOVE your logo! Very slick.
Thanks, young lady!
Congrats on the book!
Thanks, Alan. Congrats on the marriage!
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