#121: The Reign of The Kardashians!

If Howard Stern is truly the King of All Media, this clan is its Royal Family.

Seriously, their actions currently determine the course of most media sites, magazines, paparazzi, etc. Even Oprah recently tried to raise the fortunes of her failing network by airing a special “in-depth, probing” series of interviews with the First Family of Dysfunction.

Of course, the sisters only showed up because they thought they were actually going to be probed, but that is neither here not there….

Just take a look at my blog stats for June 14 and let me know if you spot a pattern:

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Personally, I think was the moment I truly feared for the future….

There are literally millions of worthy role models walking this planet that our children can safely follow – that goes for us grown-ups as well – but we have allowed the media to inundate our brains with these bottom feeder celebrities. We should never forget just how we first became familiar with these hosebags in the first place:

What else is there to say? They’re everywhere these days, and until the public says otherwise, they won’t be returning to whatever God forsaken rock they slithered out from under any time soon.

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28 Responses to #121: The Reign of The Kardashians!

  1. “…they thought they were actually going to be probed…” AWESOME!!!

  2. Man, look at your stats. Maybe I should write a few posts about these bitches.

  3. with everything they have why do they never look happy?

  4. >Of course, the sisters only showed up because they thought they were actually going to be probed,
    - Oh Hook, I am SO tempted to take that statement and run. But I’ll settle for this:

    “How can you blame them for assuming that? Being probed is what the Ks are all about.”

    Yikes. I’m bad. But not as good (at being bad) as them. ;-)

    >Just take a look at my blog stats for June 19 and let me know if you spot a pattern:
    - Hmm. You’ve got to throw in any name with a ‘K’ to get hits?

    >but we have allowed the media to inundate our brains with these bottom feeder celebrities.
    - And there is it is – WE have allowed this. WE are equally responsible.

    >they won’t be returning to whatever God forsaken rock they slithered out from under any time soon.
    - And now that I’ve had my chuckle for the day (thanks, Hook!), I’m off! :-)

    Kate

  5. I kind of like living over here where I am only influenced by what I choose to search for on the internet. And to be honest??? I’d rather be looking at the downfall of the CCP and China’s princelings over idiots in America who get themselves famous for being trashy.

    I had no idea who they were till I read your blog. My students loved my class where I taught “the stupidity of western culture”, I showed your blog on the overhead and let them read about your views of the incest-sisters.

    My kids loved it how I trash my own cultures just as much as I trash theirs.

    And yes. I am now going to be calling these three sisters, “tri-cest sisters”.

  6. TIme to unplug and go outside and play.

  7. Maybe I should put the Kardashians in a story. Go with what works, I always say….

  8. The Kardashians irritate the heck of of me, but I love how Joel McHale says their last name when cracking jokes. It also drives me nuts that Kim is so freaking hot that I can’t stop looking at her. Damn hormones, blech.

  9. I’m proud to say I’ve never once watch any of the TV shows staring the Kardashians. But I did recently watch the Oprah special starting them. She actually made them seem…..gasp….human…. LOL Whacked humans, but humans. LOL

  10. amazing piece would you link to my article please?

  11. Kim K. is now on DROP DEAD DIVA, [a LIFETIME Chan. series that I used watch]. This is their 4th season and Kim’s 1st season as a cast member. It’s hard for me to watch now. Especially knowing that Kim is no talent deserving such a position and has done nothing to earn it. Unfortunately for me, she also ADDS NOTHING to the show. So why did the casting directors add her to the cast? Perhaps it was her past?

    What other good paying job, can you get after making and selling a sex tape/dvd?

    ZERO.

    I mean, if you have too much cleavage showing on your Facebook page you may be passed over for a job these days.

    Well, DROP DEAD DIVA may have to do without me watching until they drop the diva K.

    However, Congrats on the research stats. People do love Kardashian Trash.

    Me? I’m just HOOKED on The Book Of The Terrible. lol! )))HUGS(((

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