So I’m sitting at my desk in the hotel lobby when the blissful, all-too-brief silence is broken by the wail of a mewling babe.
But not a babe of this variety…
Single-highhandedly responsible for a spike in Vaseline sales: Ms. Kayden Kross!
or this type…
One hot tamale: Carmen Luvana!
What the hell was I writing about? Oh yeah, this was the type of babe I had to deal with…
I don’t know who this rugrat is.. And I don’t care!
Toddlers don’t realize how good they have it. They don’t do any of the following:
- Dress themselves.
- Pay taxes.
- Cook their own meals.
- Bathe on their own.
- Clean up after themselves in any way.
- Work for the “Man”!
Of course I’ve missed a million or so additional injustices where babies are concerned, but you get the picture, right? We’ve let these little brats get away with sponging off the fruits of our labor for too long!
If only I could get someone to wheel me around all day like I don’t have a care in the world; that would be sweet…
LOL, some babies do have it made. Sadly though, there are others that are neglected and abused and they have no way to defend themselves, so while being a helpless baby might have its upsides, it has its downsides too. I guess it all comes down to which family you are born into.
You’ve hit the nail on the head, my friend. Thanks.
Those were the wasted years of my youth…..
I’m sure you were an awesome baby, Susie!
Babies have the difficult mission to train normally reasonable adults to act like brainless fools?
Don’t forget that they get to yell and cry on a whim and there are absolutely NO repercussions.
Very true…
You can keep the blondes and the little humans!!!!
I like being a kid in an adult body. Mucho more fun!!!! I like the… perks… of being an adult!!!
You rock, Woman! Don’t ever change!
My comment poofed!!!!
I wrote, it’s fun to be an adult!!!! We’ve got perks!
Yes we do, Woman!
Babies, Hook? Nah. You must be having a bad ‘heir’ day.
Here, this bit o’news should help you calm down.
>Kim Kardashian ‘reading up on Nietzsche to impress Kanye West’
If she starts spouting Nietzsche, you could write a post titled – From the mouth of babes.
Kate
Thanks for the diversion, Kate!
It would be a little disgusting someone wiping my ass at my age and in full possession of my faculties.I rather do some things by my own .
I hear you!
If you wait long enough it all comes back around, and someone will be wheeling you around again ..LOL
True… Sad, but true!
Or just wait another 15 years or so and you could be wheeling “a little one” around again. Life has an awesome way of yielding you a 2nd round of stroller pushes before you get pushed around again. <–True words from me to you. Also, my 21-yr old kid just told me she's pregnant. Aghhhh!!!! LOL! Break out the stroller! (-:
Have fun… Grandma!