Sometimes Fate just likes to screw with us.
No other explanation can possibly account for those all-too common instances in which two truly despicable human beings decide to combine their negative energies to create a truly terrifying coupling.
Case in point…
Notice how she only has eyes for the camera? How about this one?
How could these two ever expect to love another human being as much as they love themselves?
Of course, its not just celebrities that should be held accountable for this crime against humanity; I’ve known plenty of “non-famous” couples that have become infamous in their little circles for being the Couple We Love To Hate. They make people shudder every time they crawl into a room as individuals, never mind as a duo! I’m talking about the type of person who calls out their own name during sex!
No one seems willing to stand up to them – not that it would do much good… Crazy people – or the criminally insane , for that matter – never think they’re crazy!
And they say opposites attract. If only that was always the case.
What a gay first photo! Is nothing scared anymore? She’s just saying “Look who I’m baggin!” They don’t ‘love’ each other, they love each others money and status! YUCK!
I couldn’t have said it better myself, Jennifer…
Too funny! Don’t you call out your own name Hook???
I’m afraid not, Susie! Nice burn you’ve sent my way, though!
I hate to say this… but who are they?
Now picture number one… you should do a caption contest.
The Tramp: Look how well we fit together world!!!
The Yahoo beneath The Tramp: Stop thinking you twit I’ve lost my count!
The Tramp: (with money signs in her eyes) I could just fold you up and put you in my pocket my little… *insert the stupid yuppy little doggy talk people do*
The Yahoo beneath The Tramp: Was that one or was that fifty-seven?
Mister The Hook darling; I have to admit that that Susie Lindau put a funny comedy show into my head where you talk about yourself in the third person.
Glad you liked that one, Woman!
Great comments, too!
Ah, but they do appreciate the “little people” so…appreciate how they fund the famous’ lifestyles.
I almost feel bad giving Kardashian so much press…
I simply can’t help myself!
I don’t know who they are but conclude they both need a slap!
More than one each!
And I love the fact you have no idea who these two yahoos are!
The title. Then the first line. Both set the mood for the rest of your hilarious post, Hook!
It’s been a while since you frothed over your favourite floosie.
To the other fame , go West, K-man. And get lost. Because when you hang around with this one, that WILL be your fate eventually.
K-Gal*
*Am just tryin’ to keep up with the ..you know?
I forgot to skip the HTML tags and part of a sentence above vanished. Trying again with brackets.
>To the other fame [rhymes with more], go West, K-man.
Cool comment, Kate!
I am guessing he is a football player and she is a model?
Whatever. I know those people that you have to hate just to balance out the love they feel for themselves.
I like to think of them as little reminders from the powers that be that a little humility goes a long way.
Another apt assessment!
They are just saving the rest of us from having to deal with either one of them… they can deal with each other. Birds of a feather….
Well said, Tiffany!
This might be kind of a stupid question, but who are they? I get from the pictures that they are incredibly irritating, I just have a hard time keeping ‘celebrities’ straight.
I can’t blame you. In fact. I envy your celebrity ignorance!