This one is directed at every douchebag who felt compelled to e-mail Live! with Kelly – worst title ever for a TV show – recently and complain about host Kelly Ripa’s tight dress.
The ultra perky blonde hurricane wore a body hugging “Stella McCartney miracle” dress that was so tight it caused viewers to write in before she and guest co-host Randy Jackson even started their first interview.
“We’re getting a lot of e-mails,” said Kelly in an unusual moment between host chat and a chat with Reese Witherspoon. “People keep saying it’s a nice dress but your nipples should not be showing,” she explained.
To be fair, if you watch the clip, you’ll notice Jackson check Ripa’s chest out before they even start chatting about Whitney Houston’s death the weekend before. Ripa, of course, refused to defend her fashion selection and instead chose the coward’s way out…
“It’s not nipples, it the darts of the dress.” Ripa pointed to her chest. “It’s the stiching of the dress.” As she laughed about it, she held up the pieces of paper in front of her chest. “Thank you for helping me all feel insecure.”
Insecure? Come on, Kelly! You live for the attention!
But back to my point: who really cares about any of this? Whitney Houston had just died and people were so concerned about Kelly Ripa’s breasts they felt compelled to rush to their devices and fire off an e-mail? Most people don’t even vote but they care about Ripa’s nipples?
This world is in bigger trouble than I thought…
- Kelly Ripa Defends Wardrobe Malfunction [Video] (inquisitr.com)