It’s true, I’m afraid; reality TV’s contribution to television history, Snooki, is pregnant.
Not only is this irrefutable proof that God has left the building, it confirms my long-held theory that Satan has a summer home on the Jersey Shore.
Why couldn’t the gentleman who punched Snooki in the face have aimed for her ovaries instead?
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I don’t just like this, I love it! Great minds think alike. I have been feeling the same way since I heard the news. Have you seen the movie “Idiocracy”? It kind of reminds me of that…
Good comparison!
LOL. Well look at the upside, there’s one job created. I am sure she will need a nanny when the little one arrives.
Probably a therapist as well!
“A’? therapist? Oh no. That poor kid’s going to need a whole battalion of therapists.
So sad… but so true!
and a kid publicity agent – and a lawyer to fight mom for the money she will make off the child….you are right: jobs program.
I heard about this, and find it terrifying in almost every way. I have a feeling it’s going to come out with bumped up hair and with that yellow sausage-y dress you post snooki wearing.
Hilarious prediction! Also very accurate, I bet.
AARRHH!
Well said!
End of times for sure.
My sentiments exactly, Jeanne!
Very frightening! I wonder if she is going to come out with a maternity clothing line specifically suited to the club scene. Scary!
I hadn’t thought of that…
Now I’m scared!
Hey, I think some high school girls already know which clothing lines offer clubbing clothes….oh, you meant the party kind…not the my-male-relatives-are-gonna-pound-you clothes……
Hilarious!
>Not only is this irrefutable proof that God has left the building, it confirms my long-held theory that Satan has a summer home on the Jersey Shore.
- HI-LARIOUS cr*p!
No, I’m not tryinnabe a wannabe using de cool lingo and stuff; I’m talking about the quality of that …that .. show(?). Then again, I could be completely wrong because really now, how can I pass such strong judgment after watching precisely one miserable (for me; not in terms of quantity) segment a few episodes in?
And the way you put that is HI-LARIOUS, too, Hook!
Kate
Thanks, Kate! You rock – once again!
First that I am hearing of this…wish I didn’t
Sorry, old friend!
Yeah, somebody posted this on Facebook the other day. This is how society gets dumber. People like Snooki (shudders at the thought of such an idiotic name) reproduce. All of our futures just became bleaker.
Very true, my Imperial friend!
haaaaaw!….
Thank you, my friend!
I love me some Jersey Shore. It’s the only English program that we get, and my husband has banned it from the house (for all the right reason).
Your hubby is a wise, wise man!
I hate to ask this, but who is Snookis and why is she important?
Obviously she is the bumblebee in the picture.
BUT 19 and pregnant??? BABIES MAKING BABIES????
I am sooo glad you remain unaware of the depth of Snooki’s evil, Woman!
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