Just read the following and we’ll talk in a minute, okay?
Angelina (I swear I didn’t make out with my brother!) Jolie’s leg has spawned its own Twitter account.
Seriously.
The social media feed, dubbed “Angie’s Right Leg” had more than 12,000 followers by noon Monday. At the 84th Academy Awards, Jolie sported two amazing accessories: a glamorous black dress featuring a split by the right leg, and a punch-drunk Brad Pit. I use the term “punch-drunk” because I still can’t believe Pitt hasn’t woke up and realized he’s hooked-up with a nut case in the body of a demigoddess.
I’ve always assumed the sex was amazing, but come on! Pitt has obviously been drinking from the same batch of Kool-Aid as Jolie’s followers, one of whom was misguided enough to begin focusing his worship on individual parts of her anatomy.
Of course. it could have been a woman who started this whole mess; Jolie isn’t too particular when it comes to sexual partners, is she?
But I digress.
“Angie” accentuated her gorgeous leg while presenting the award for best adapted screenplay. A quick Google search reveals at least four more occasions throughout the night where she repeated the action. One of the winners of the adapted screenplay category, “The Descendants” co-writer Jim Rash, mocked the pose while accepting his award.
The joke was on him, and all bloggers, for that matter; The Hook’s Twitter account has less than 60 followers!
Most of what Jolie’s leg has to say is fairly simple-minded. Sample tweets include “I’m a leg!” and “Look at the leg!
I have nothing further; my brain has begun to melt.
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Just because your dress has a slit in it doesn’t mean that you have to expose what’s under it. It’s there so you can walk better and not fall flat on your face, not show your leg up to you whatever. Angie is something else, but I haven’t figure out what.
She’s an enigma wrapped in a “hoochie-mamma”, that’s for sure!
LOL, and just think, Hook. You took Angie’s leg one step further, and did a blog post on it. She must have amazing legs.
She draws people in… like a Black Hole.
But with great legs!
LOL, not me. I have my own legs. But I did have to take a minute to chide you a wee bit (all in fun, of course)!.
No problem! I just appreciate the visit!
I do enjoy your posts. Keep ‘um coming.
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What a compliment! Thanks!
Follow hook on twitter guys. Lets make him catch up with Angelina’s right leg
Great rallying cry, my friend!
I could use all the help I can get!
It’s sad what passes for a celebrity these days.
It really is…
*sits and shakes head in awed, absurd wonder*
I just don’t understand anymore … her leg, really … we’ve got Paypal censoring authors and people are more concerned about a friggin leg on some anorexic, biddy…
The whole world is upside down, Gillian!
Her stance seemed really awkward to me and kind of weird…..
Everything she does is weird, Susie!
She’s weird, yes. And sexy as all heck and I like her. But I hated that stupid pose, her stupid bony leg and that black dress! When I saw the photos surf of Angelina and the leg, all I could think of was OMG WTF, she looks like a mannequin, a statue, she looks like she needs to eat, get that leg back in the dress!
Ok, rant over. Thank you.
It was a good rant, though! Nice work, Jennifer!
Love the blog!! Fantastic. My hubby fully agrees with you that she is nuts!!! She really needs some food!!!!! Great stuff.
She does need some food – and tranquilizers!
Thanks for the visit, young lady.
lol… i am leg and look at the leg… hehehe… very awkward pose was that,i didn’t expect that from her….
I did! Expect the unexpected where she’s concerned!
And the weirdness continues…there are posted photos of “the leg” in all sorts of places (the new Tebowing!)….like crossing the Delaware with George Washington, “leg” is on the moon with astronauts,”leg” is on Statue of Liberty…the photos started before the show was even over…guess people were that bored…
Some people always are….
I don’t care what that leg tweets. It and the rest of the woman attached to it are HOT!!
HOT but NUTS!
wow, people are really hard pressed for something to talk about if a leg has all their attention, no matter who it belongs to. She’s loopy and so is Brad for sticking around.
Absolutely!
It’s interesting how many people are obsessed with this. If you want to see her naked and simple Google “Angelina Jolie naked” and you’ll get more than leg. I don’t think you want these simpletons as followers Hook.
I suppose not…
It was such a dumb thing to do for an actress of her stature really, her stance was so awkward, not classy at all!
A good take on her leg this one.
She does not exude class… at all!
I agree with all the suggestions that her leg needs some fattening up before it goes out in public again. It was an awesome dress though.
Very true…
I wonder how many Third World kids’ legs her leg has adopted…?
Good one, Aaron!
I just under the impression she was being sponsored by Captain Morgan. Drink responsibly.
Very nice, my new friend!
I have to admit…. I have no idea what you are talking about here!!! Angelina Jolie’s leg talks now????
On Twitter it apparently does!