Have you heard of this Frankenstein Monster of the culinary world?
Are we not fat enough in North America?
I don’t mean to be blunt, but this creation was designed to feed the obesity epidemic, not help fight it. A turducken is…
- A de-boned chicken stuffed into…
- A de-boned duck, stuffed into…
- A de-boned turkey.
Apparently you can leave the bones intact if you’re feeling adventurous. I’m sure this dish is delicious, but the concept blows my mind! Why not wrap the turducken in cotton candy and dip it in chocolate?
My disrespect may enrage some champions of this new holiday trend, but I’m sure they can console themselves with a new creation…
Just wrap a turducken in noodles and sauce.
Bake into a lasagna!
Have the defibrillator ready and the ambulance standing by.
Happy holiday eating, everyone!
- [Blisstree] What The Hell Is A Turducken Anyway? (blisstree.com)