#199: Office Nazis!

They’re sad little people who have allowed a title and an insignificant amount of power to go to their heads.

I realize the term “Nazi” conjures up horrific images, but think “Soup Nazi” rather than Indiana Jones. We’re delving into the world of office politics here, people; sticky yet ridiculous business! Every office has at least one employee who has voluntarily had their lips surgically grafted to the boss’ butt. They snoop around like rodents; always listening for scraps of info that will be helpful on their crawl/rise up the ladder.

And everyone hates them for it.

• The Jokester. He can’t make merry if a rat is nearby, can he?
• The Wise Old Veteran. They’ve seen Office Nazis come and go; but they’ve always hated them!
• The “Hawkeye Pierce” – The Unofficial Leader. They butt heads with them all the time.
• The Office Slut. She may sleep with them, but she’ll never respect them!

No one does. They’re middle-management weasels who refuse to take a step back and consider how others view them. Unfortunately, it is still illegal to trap and euthanize them.

Damn activists.

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