I carry luggage for a living.
Sometimes it really sucks to have to serve ungrateful, cheap, retarded, inbred tourists and their window-licking spawn, so I look forward to a nice meal when I get home. I sometimes feel like Al Bundy, charging into the house and declaring, “Well, my life sucks! Do you know what happened at the shoe store today, Peg?”
But I don’t do that – often.
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My wife takes it all in stride anyway. However, she knows that I hate one food above all others.
Nonetheless, she continues to make it for the rest of my little brood. The food in question?
Spaghetti.
I know many of you out there adore this dish and its infinite variations, but my hunger is greater after I consume spaghetti than before I sat down!
And so VampireLover (the wife!), and Sarah have to listen to my constant stream of complaints, such as, “I can’t believe we’re having this again!” or “I’m going out for a burger after!”, every.. single.. time.
But that’s what family is all about right?
So I’ll continue to “Man up” and eat spaghetti – but I won’t like it.
Ever.
At least it’s not liver.
Good point!
The things we do. I feel the same about cauliflower, but why are we having a dish with it tonight? I’ll pick through it and remind the chef…I HATE CAULIFLOWER!!! I’VE TOLD YOU THAT AT LEAST 1,000 (no joke) times.
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That’s hilarious! He doesn’t care, does he?
How can you not like spaghetti! Perhaps you’ve not had really good spaghetti? It is not really meant to be a meal, but a side dish, like potatoes.. At least in Italy, you never get spaghetti as a meal. Just a little goes a long way.
I realize people can’t really understand my distaste for this dish, but I just don’t care for it!
Just a little is too much for me!
I would never have expected spaghetti! But this is coming from a known pastaphile.
I’m full of surprises, Aaron!
We do meatless meals about once or twice a week & my hubs acts like it’s the very end of the universe!!
Apparently to him, it is!
Perhaps Canadian spaghetti is somehow different from the delicious dish I know and love. Try it with venison burger if you ever get the chance. It’s gorgeous.
In any case, I understand the disappointment that comes with being served something you hate. I feel for you.
Thanks, man!