#90: Being Stuck in Line Behind an Elderly Person at a Fast Food Restaurant.

Let me begin by acknowledging the many contributions the older generation has made to this world.

They fought, bled and even died so that future generations could waste their lives away playing video games and watching the Kardashians slowly destroy themselves!

But when it comes to ordering food at a chain operation, they are Strangers in a Strange Land.

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Image via Wikipedia

Their decaying brains can’t fathom the myriad of choices available, or the concept of “super-sizing”. A world of iPADS, Wi-Fi and combos is a foreign one when you grew up in the Great Depression.

So just hold your tongue, whip out your iPhone and play with some Angry Birds, you’re going to be awhile.

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8 Responses to #90: Being Stuck in Line Behind an Elderly Person at a Fast Food Restaurant.

  1. How true. I love Angry Birds.

  2. My reoccurring clash with the elderly is being stuck behind them on the road driving well below the allocated speed limit. I shall try your angry birds suggestion to avoid confrontation. I wish I could have been very old before discovering the kardashians. Sigh.

  3. My solution to this one is not eating fast food!

  4. Behind them anywhere (on line at Burger King, the bank, the Market, the road) is an invite to bring out the mobile.

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