For the first time in its storied history, the United States of America is in danger of defaulting on its debts.
I know what you’re thinking, “Just what the hell does this mean?”
Don’t feel bad, most of us have no idea just what’s going on in the world… ever.
The Rupert Murdoch phone-hacking scandal? When do you have the time to figure out just why an entire army of journalists are wreaking havoc with people’s lives?
The truth is, sometimes you’re better off not knowing just what the hell is going on.
Sometimes ignorance really is bliss.

I think know all this nonsense that would damage my brain.
Very good comeback, young lady!
And sometimes, being educated can be rewarding, as well as mentally painful.
It sure can!
How would you even begin to accurately count that man’s chins?
No way!
Seriously, what is going on there? He must be part Basset Hound.
Possibly…