This has to be the creation of evil minds.
How else do you explain the corruption of perfectly good songs?
They take the lyrics out and hire a group of hacks to poorly replicate the music. The result makes you want to rip your ears off and track down whoever is responsible and rip their ears off!
Why hasn’t this been banned by the government? What am I paying taxes for?
I hate muzak.
I know, but that’s the point of it’s inclusion here!
I couldn’t have expressed the hatred for Muzak better myself!
Sure you could have!
The truly insidious part is when you find yourself humming along.
Very true!
Listening to muzak is a little like watching someone throw away an unfinished ice cream cone. It just doesn’t seem right.
No, it doesn’t!
Construction on the 401. I mean it NEVER ends!
I hear you, Woman!