They’re young, good-looking, and healthy, which means they’re going to be around to annoy you even longer!
They prance around the gym like firm peacocks, calling each other pet names like “Pookie”. It’s even worse when you spot them outside that environment, jogging or bench pressing Buicks on the street!
They suck, but even the female could kick your ass, so you can’t tell them!


Oh my God, if I’d been drinking anything when I read this it would have shot straight out my nose!
That would have been great!
Sorry.
My husband and I call those people “ectos.” Like ectomorphs. Only we say it with disdain. Pfft. Ectos…
I love it!
There are a lot of them out there.
Absolutely!
I really hate it when very attractive, shapely girls in lycra kick my ass.
I don’t blame you!
LOL! ROFL!! OTFL!!! true!
Isn’t it?