Christmas Comes Early For Jon Stewart!

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Jon Stewart and his kind, (Political commentators, not Jews!) are as  giddy as schoolgirls these days.

And it’s all thanks to a REAL weiner.

Of course, I’m referring to Rep. Anthony Weiner‘s “sexless” sex scandal and the fallout that has proven to be a windfall for political pundits everywhere. Why, Rush Limbaugh was gorging himself on the whole mess on his syndicated radio program yesterday.

I swear you could actually hear him getting fatter.

The moral of this story is obvious: if your last name is Weiner, don’t go into politics and get hooked on internet flirting and soft-core porn.

This particular scandal has massive staying power thanks to a last name.

And I know there’s a joke in there somewhere, but I’m not going for it.

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12 Responses to Christmas Comes Early For Jon Stewart!

  1. Glad you picked up on this American past time of late. It has been rather hilarious although you have to wonder what the guy was thinking. Oh no. Apparently he wasn’t thinking. Thanks for a great post.

  2. when I first saw this story I couldn’t believe the guy’s name was actually Weiner. I mean the jokes practically write themselves.

  3. “Sexless sex scandal.” Brillant, always get a kick outta sexless sex. ;) where’s Woman?

  4. Shows you once again that just cause someone may be book smart doesn’t mean they have common sense….~sighs~

  5. I just heard about this whole thing earlier today, but you are the first person to suggest that it is possible to hear someone getting fatter. Thank you for that.

  6. “sexless sex scandal” ha! amazing

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