The situation is grim and all hope appears lost..
Then, HE appears, looming and powerful like a modern-day demigod. He is…Dishman!
Excuse me?
Dishman was most likely conceived in a dorm room after a weekend of weed and booze. His power is self-explanatory: if your water line was busted and the silverware was piling up, he was your man!

Dishman was a “parody”, supposedly. I accept they can’t all be Superman, but come on!


Could you send Dishman to my house when he has a minute or two?
I’ll get right on it, dear lady!
Yea, and on over to Sardegna, I’ve dish-pan hands.
Dishman is going to be very busy with the ladies…
I can’t believe this isn’t a movie too – it’s like porn for middle aged house wives. (This is not to imply only wives do dishes, but guys already have regular porn.)
“Porn for housewives”. Hilarious!
i hate when there are parodies of such things…esp super heroes!!! com on they are supposed to be one of a kind…dont make fun of them too
I agree!
Holy Hannah! I read that as “FAAAAAP” and laughed so hard I fell off my bed. Then I looked again and saw it did not say “fap”.
Ouch! I hope you didn’t break anything, Woman! Glad you liked it, though.
If I wasn’t past child bearing age I would ask Dishman if I could have his children. But wait, that would create more dirty dishes. Maybe not.
Didn’t think that one through, did you?