The situation is grim and all hope appears lost..
Then, HE appears, looming and powerful like a modern-day demigod. He is…Dishman!
Dishman was most likely conceived in a dorm room after a weekend of weed and booze. His power is self-explanatory: if your water line was busted and the silverware was piling up, he was your man!
Dishman was a “parody”, supposedly. I accept they can’t all be Superman, but come on!