Has Bree Olson Checked Out Of Sober Valley Lodge For Real This Time?

According to published reports, Charlie Sheen is down one “Goddess” – again.

News outlets like USA Today and TMZ.com are reporting Bree Olson has dumped Sheen’s ass like a prom night baby. For the second time apparently. The first incident played out over a few hours, but this one has gone on for over a day, so maybe it’s for real this time. 

At any rate, Sheen told reporters at a FT. Lauderdale stop of his tour that Olson dumped him via text message!

Of course, Mr. Tiger Blood had little else to add, thus igniting a firestorm of mystery surrounding the straw that broke the porn star’s extremely flexible back.

At least he still has Natalie Kenly, the Goddess without the fallback career. She’s not going anywhere.

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12 Responses to Has Bree Olson Checked Out Of Sober Valley Lodge For Real This Time?

  1. Ha! My favorite part is when you implied that USA Today was on par with TMZ. What a delightful and subtle burn!

  2. I have no idea who this woman is. Meh. Who cares. She looks like a tart anyways.

  3. Ohhhhhhh! I didn’t know as much: “Dumped like a prom night baby”?☻

    You are a hoot & I’m Hooked. Do keep me informed.
    FYI: Charlie is WINNING. So no need for alarm. lol!
    Right?

  4. ‘Bree Olson has dumped Sheen’s ass like a prom night baby’ – Best. Line. Ever! LMAO

    Did she steal her name from the Desperate Housewives’ character Bree Olson??? That Bree went to rehab, too. I don’t think she’s dated Charlie yet, but she sure is getting around the DH block.

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