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“Terrible Disclaimer”: This post has some pretty bawdy language, but these particular words are necessary to illustrate how a social media site can become a soft, or hard, (depending on your viewpoint) core destination.
Twitter was created in 2006 to allow users to communicate short bursts of information with a large group. Bree Olson was also created in 2006 to allow Rachel Marie Oberlin to fulfill her lifelong dream of communicating with large groups through short bursts of carnal activity.
Twitter now services an estimated 190 million users, generating 65 million tweets a day. Bree Olson hasn’t serviced that many users, but her current and most famous one, Charlie Sheen, has raised her global profile immeasurably.
Just as Sheen has used his current public meltdown to attract Twitter followers (In record numbers!), Olson is using her account to reach her expanded audience. I doubt, however, that Twitter’s creators were anticipating tweets like this when they unleashed their social media creation into cyberspace.
I love getting an ass massage. A fresh out of the shower, lay on the bed tummy down butt rub… Mmm put it in. 10:10 PM Mar 16th
Since her upgrade to one of Charlie’s “Goddesses”, Oberlin has retired her Bree Olson persona, according to Sheen that is. She later said to a reporter from the Journal Gazzette that she was indeed retired from porn, “As long as I’m with Charlie. But be sure you put that in there though. ‘As long as I’m with Charlie, I am retired.” 
Check out a few of these Bree Olson tweets, available for viewing by anyone, regardless of age, and decide for yourself if they were written by a retired porn star who is uninterested in maintaining her fan base.
So I’m not supposed to twitter about ****, *****, ***, ******* creampies gang bangs dildos porn or me being a slut… Shit, I just did. about 13 hours ago March 23
Mmmmm I am so horny. Can’t wait to get ****** again, and again, and again… And hmmm again. My panties have been wet all day. 10:25 PM Feb 25th
In bed, white t-shirt & nothing else. Legs spread and ***** ready to be penetrated. Would love to be full of *** so I can have sweet dreams. 3:02 AM Feb 26th
What’s more painful than anal sex? Not getting to have any anal sex. Would someone come **** me in the ass please? 4:00 AM Feb 23rd
Wish I was a cheap $20 hooker laying in this bed and one guy after another would come in this room and *** inside me while I just lay here. 7:54 PM Feb 17th
Mmmm tired. I wanna go to a hot sunny place and sleep on the beach then wake up to getting raped by a stranger on the beach. That’s my dream 7:32 PM Feb 10th
Let’s face it, these tweets were written by a young lady who suspects, as we all do, that the Charlie Sheen Gravy train she’s on is bound to go off the rails sooner or later. If that happens, Bree Olson will need something, or more accurately, someone to fall back on!
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I think Bree Olson has some daddy issues…and, just in general, socialization issues. But I’m not a psychiatrist.
You’re qualified enough, man!