Good News! Tiger blood really works. Moving launch up from Monday November 14th to Tuesday March 15th 3pm (LA Time...duh) Or later if you trolls keep crashing my servers. Can't wait. Have to see. Think of a sub-domain. The answer is obvious. No, it's not obvious.winning.com, troll!A writer needs a good story for a successful piece, right? Well, sometimes NO story IS the story! His tour has added five more dates, but his new website has suffered a failure to launch.
My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you.
I'm going on the road. LIVE.
Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth?
WILL THERE BE MORE?!?!
This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock.
Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me.
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES 18+ OVER
Charlie really knows how to sell a show, doesn't he? Will you ever learn just what the hell is going to happen on stage or will you get violently ripped off? Only Charlie knows for sure, and he ain't telling.
A live tour requires attention to detail Charlie; there are literally a hundred different things that could go wrong before you hirt the stage, never mind the numerous X- factors you can't anticipate once you're up there.
But a website is a different animal; you can launch a site from the comfort of Sober Valley Lodge if you have the money and resources, which I'm assuming you still do. Or you could hire a company to do the work for you, like you did when you broke into the Twitter universe and smashed a record.
What's the matter Charlie? Perhaps you were unable to roll off of one of the Goddesses long enough to pick up a phone, or maybe one of your cronies was too busy picking at the carcass of your career to help you out.
I don't know just what's going on at Camp Sheen but people are still waiting for their sip of Tiger Blood, Charlie. Give the people what they want, man.
Charlie Sheen Launches Website and Road Show (shoppingblog.com)
Hilarious Video Of the Day: Charlie Sheen Dubstep Remix (wlte.radio.com)
'Charlie Sheen Live' Tour Sells Out First Dates (foxnews.com)