Charlie Sheen Is “Winning!” On The ‘Net.

They say you can’t keep a good man down, especially if he has “tiger blood” running through his well-travelled veins.

As you may or not may be aware, our man Charles has decided to further direct the media coverage of his “Winning streak” by taking to the internet under his own steam. Or if you prefer, hot air.

Sheen’s Korner debuted on Ustream last night and has drawn in over 1.2 million hits so far. I say “hits’ because watching this Charlie Sheen is like taking a knockout punch to the memory bank. I remember the gifted comic actor who got paid, (a lot!) to play himself on Two and a Half Men.

I don’t know who the hell this guy is.

Apparently though, “You’re either in Sheen’s Korner or with the trolls.”

Charlie basically sat in his self-made Sober Valley Lodge and ranted about his kids, his celebrity supporters and whatever he felt like for just under an hour. The Luckiest Porn star on the Planet, (not her official title) Bree Olson was there of course, milking the Sheen cash Cow for all it’s worth. More than 5,000 viewers (subscribers) have joined Sheen’s “Crowd” on his official Ustream channel, and I have a feeling they’ll be treated to more “Winning!” very soon.

I just don’t know if anyone is winning in this scenario. How can Charlie go back to CBS if he keeps this bridge burning going?

Go to his “channel” this morning and you’ll see Episode 2: Torpedoes of Truth”, which appears to be Charlie yelling and swearing at an associate named Bob Maron while the camera at his feet records live! He then lights a cigarette and holds the active lighter flame to the camera. All the while Bob is trying to rein Sheen in but the effort is pointless.

“Are you going on again tonight?” Bob asks, seemingly unaware he’s apart of Episode 2. Charlie  keeps going at a pace that is exhausting to watch never mind maintain. I recommend you watch for yourself, but only for a little while. Prolonged exposure to the drug called Charlie Sheen  can prove fatal to your psyche.

What else can I say but the obvious, “Winning!”

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