Update: Sober Valley Lodge; Rachel has left the building…, We’re sad…. Over it… Applications now being accepted! #winner 43 minutes ago via Twittelator
From left: Natalie Kenly, Charlie Sheen and Rachel Oberlin: Mike Austin/NBC
Our buddy Charlie Sheen, Mr. “Tiger Blood” himself took to Twitter to once again, reach out to an increasingly confused world. This time he appears to be declaring the defection of one of the “Goddesses” from “Sober Valley Lodge” (Sheen’s home), specifically Rachel Oberlin a.k.a Bree Olson.
This after millions of viewers of Dateline NBC watched Sheen declare his love for Oberlin and Natalie Kenly on a Friday night “Sheenfest”. People.com reported the split, then, in a flash, updated the story by saying Sheen himself declared, ”She’s back!”
As for Jeff Rossen, the NBC reporter at the top of the Charlie Sheen food chain, he took to Twitter on Friday to vow to show viewers a Charlie “like you haven’t seen him before! His new home videos will blow you away.”
I watched the show, and while Charlie hasn’t failed to entertain this week, it wasn’t really all that mind-blowing. But where would network television be without rhetoric, right?
“Charlie is one of the very few public people who cannot be accused of using the media to his own benefit. I would very much like to show my old friend the world of needs on the ground in Haiti, and introduce him and his tremendous wit to our hard-working Haitian staff.” – Sean Penn in a media statement Friday.
Charlie doesn’t use the media? Is Sean Penn drinking whatever they’re serving at Sober Valley Lodge? Penn claims to be ready to support his old friend if Sheen is willing to get this hands dirty in Haiti.
Don’t worry Charlie, where Sean Penn goes, the cameras follow, he makes sure of that.
The bottom line is this – despite the career issues, Charlie’s having the time of his life treating all of us like drunken kittens and watching us stumble after his travelling media circus. So get used to it, people, the ride doesn’t appear to be over.
- Sean Penn welcomes Charlie Sheen’s support of Haiti (ctv.ca)
- Poll: Do You Agree With Charlie Sheen’s Goddess About Polyamory? (thegloss.com)
- Rachel Oberlin, Charlie Sheen goddess: “We do whatever Charlie wants us to do.” (cbsnews.com)
- Rachel Oberlin on Charlie Sheen Sex Life: A Dream Come True! (thehollywoodgossip.com)