Let’s face it, if Lindsay and Charlie teamed up they could produce enough material to start their own speciality channel focused solely on new reports of their drunken exploits.
Of course, it would have to carry an “adults only” rating, but the possibilities appear to be endless. As long as the public remains insatiable for news on these fallen idols.
And the public doesn’t appear to be full yet.
Just look at Lohan’s court appearance this week: she received as much attention for her fashion choices as she did for the fact she pulled a Winona Ryder in a jewelery store! 
By the way, Lohan is now considering a plea deal, despite having entered a not guilty plea. Her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley (I hope this lawyer works cheap!) tells CNN: “Ms. Lohan maintains her innocence, and now that I’ve seen the police reports, I believe the case is entirely defensible. Having said that, we will entertain a discussion concerning a plea if it means no jail so that she can move forward with her recovery and her career.”
Lohan is due back in court on Feb. 23, although I’m sure she’ll stay in the spotlight until then by engaging in low-key activities like talking walks in public, sending messages to her fans via social networks or robbing a liquor store!
Meanwhile, ABC reports that Lohan commented on the much talked-about white, $575 Kimberly Ovitz dress she wore to court Wednesday on Twitter, saying:
Image via CrunchBase
“i would never steal, in case people are wondering. I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal. … also, what i wear to court shouldnt be front page news. it’s just absurd.”
And the dress has sold out at every online boutique that carries Ovitz’s designs. Maybe that’s how Lohan is going to pay her legal fees?
Lindsay did note a tweet she received from Dr. Drew. He wrote:
I am mortified how @Lindsaylohan is getting attacked when she is so fragile and just establishing her sobriety. Not at all what she needs
And she thanked him, adding “I appreciate it.”
Dr. Drew doesn’t have enough fame and fortune theses days? Now he has to jump on this soon-to-derail publicity gravy train?
Not that I can blame him, I’ve devoted a lot of blog space to LiLo myself. You just can’t look away – who knows what you’ll miss?
Related Articles
- Lindsay Lohan’s White Dress Sells Out (sugarslam.com)
- Lindsay Lohan: ‘I Was Not Raised To Lie, Cheat, Or Steal’ (omg.yahoo.com)
Random thought; the guy behind her, it kinda looks like he has two mustaches and they’re both coming out of his nostrils. He’s like “Super-’Stache-Man”, which would be a very interesting Smallville villain….and I have nothing further to contribute to the LiLo conversation.
That’s good enough. Thanks for the visit.