Like the fallout from a redneck thermonuclear bomb, the Shania Twain engagement announcement has drifted across the world’s media outlets, exciting some and disgusting others.
Love her or hate her, the gal can still draw attention.
Celebrity gossip guru Zack Taylor is reporting the country siren is pregnant with Frederic Thiebaud’s “twisted love” child. Wait until this kid arrives and reads about the events leading to his birth.
Assuming Shania is pregnant that is. There’s been no confirmation from the singer’s rep, but that’s the beauty of a rumor in the world of celebrity gossip – there doesn’t have to be a shred of truth.
One thing that is true – as far as we know – the new Oprah network has recruited Twain, among others including Bono maybe, to host a show.
Apparently the singer will host Why Not? With Shania Twain, an hour-long series premiering on OWN: The Oprah Winfrey Network. “The show will follow [Twain] as she begins her climb back to the top, a personal journey filled with risk, revelations and unexpected adventures,” says a statement from the network.
Typical network hyperbole mandated by douchebags in suits. It is interesting to note they said “her climb back to the top” for those who thought I was being cruel by calling Twain a washed-up country star.
Why Not? I can think of a hundred reasons why.
One has to consider the timing of all this – Twain and Thiebaud became engaged two months ago in Switzerland but waited for a trip to the states to show off the rock. Right before Twain’s tv premiere. Hmm…
At any rate, the network is supposed to debut Jan. 1 but rumors of delays have surfaced. Ah, those rumors again. Whatever the case, I’m sure the world can wait a little while for Shania’s redneck invasion of television.
It looks like we’ll be seeing enough of Shania in the meantime.
ANOTHER CLASSY SHANIA PIC.
- Shania Twain is engaged Her Ex’s Spouse’s Ex (nowpublic.com)