Welcome to The Book of Terrible, an ongoing tome of mankind’s blunders and a record of things that generally just..suck.
Let’s begin shall we?
They have taken the act of being rude to your fellow-man to a whole new level; I mean, it’s a martial art to these guys. I can’t explain it, but for some reason nothing seems to sting more than the verbal bite of a French Canadian; must be their mangling of the true French language.
That’s right, even the real French hate these guys. They’re considered the retarded cousins no one wants to acknowledge or speak of at parties.
Not only that, but their cultural contributions consist of poutine and Celine Dion (the subject of a whole other post all her own).
- Man jailed for assaulting ex with poutine (cnews.canoe.ca)